When you go to get a refreshing drink, would you want to pour yourself something that essentially has the color, consistency, and probably taste of crude oil? I wouldn’t, and that’s only one of the reasons the new Monster Black Ice Slurpee is bad. According to fellow staff member/good friend/7-11 employee Dancy, every energy drink company has released a Slurpee flavor except Monster, and I really wish they hadn’t. Described as a “citrus grape blend,” to me it has the flavor of an energy drink after-taste, which is something no one ever wants in their mouth.
The Monster Black Ice Slurpee thing tasted so bad that I couldn’t even drink enough to talk about the energy effects. After about 30 minutes of drinking, the worst happens, and thanks to the geniuses who made a completely black drink, all of the dye turns your mouth black. Luckily for me, I never got that far, but ended up laughing at Matt by the time he was done with his cup. The only good thing to come out of this drink is the promotional goods. Their are currently 3 special edition cups and aluminum straws, in every color, available. I would definitely rather buy the awesome straws and fill my cup up with cherry, because I didn’t even know it was possible to make a Slurpee so bad.
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>I saw that stuff, looked like asphalt.
>lmao nice review k-rock
>That sucks that you don’t like it. I’m hooked on the stuff, and I like the slight kick it gives you. Also, it turns your shit (feces) Incredible-Hulk-green for about a day.
>my feces turned iron man red…WTF
>OH MY GOD BLACK ICE IS THE BEST FLAVOR EVER!!!Im so mad they took it out of 7/11 slurpee.PLEASE! make it a can version of Monster.
Biased. I wish someone who actually liked energy drinks reviewed it. Whatever.